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Hold the Razz-Ma-Tazz, Joe Biden Needs VP Competence

Kerry Landon-Lane
3 min readAug 11, 2020

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Susan Rice — Yahoo News

More Susan Rice and less Kamala Harris for sure

Joe’s Vice Presidential pick now has become pretty important. A few months back I was advocating that he grab the first person, any person, from the street. The role being as important as an extra on a film set as Joe’s production was never going to make it to the big house.

It’s now changed of course as Donald is piloting his plane into the ground at great speed.

This time we have to really think of VP as President. Joe is the fortunate unfortunate. He was dropped in Iowa and New Hampshire only to be resurrected by South Carolina voters and the Democrat establishment terrified that Bernie was about to catch the nomination. OK, so we have Joe in a basket on wheels pointed to the White House. This is the time Joe can make one good decision or not.

Retaining decorum is all that is needed to secure the office. If Joe’s maintenance crew can keep him patched together and when pressed remove his gag periodically to both let him breathe and show America that he is still kind of working, then Joe will find himself in the White House. Any traveling fixtures to Joe’s chariot should be tools for the job and not flags and tambourines — the support in getting there is already aboard. One vital fixture to accompany…

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Kerry Landon-Lane
Kerry Landon-Lane

Written by Kerry Landon-Lane

OP-ED writer, designer and artist. Most recently returned to architecture and deliberately presents the subject void of buildings.

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